multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(via vachick)

thesulfurandthesea:

Sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps.

12.

Am I screaming?

You’ll never know.

(Source: theskyoutsidethecity, via vachick)

snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

(via imcallingbullocksonthat)

gpgay:

Lights will guide you home

(via vachick)

meowkind:

my sister farted and it activated the kinect  im laughing so hard

(via life-of-perfectionists)

stolen-i-mages:

you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone

(Source: buttlicked, via imcallingbullocksonthat)